Title: Gifts
Author: Ster Julie
Codes: TOS; Sa/Am
Rating: G
Part 1 of 1
Summary: Amanda's Christmas gift list keeps growing.
A/N: I wrote this before Christmas but only now found it.
Considering it a gift from La Befana (Look that up in your lexicon!)
--ooOoo--
Sarek, I need your help with this Christmas gift list.
Amanda, why do you continue this archaic practice?
And why must you continue this illogical argument every year, Sarek? You
know that I will win.
*Sigh*
We have several of Spock's friends to add to the list
this year.
This list grows longer every year, like a living thing.
Mutter all you want, Sarek. We have to thank Spock's friends for taking
such good care of us --of you-- during our visit. Now, I know they'd
appreciate fresh produce so I've asked Spock's farm to crate up a selection of
fruits, vegetables, nuts and cereals--things I know they will enjoy. I've
made some old-fashioned cookies, biscuits, breads and rolls, and...
There are over 430 crewmembers on this ship, Aduna. How do you expect to
get all of theses... groceries to the
That's your department, Sarek. You will use the embassy shuttle.
This is not a diplomatic mission, Amanda. I cannot justify...
You will find a way to justify it, my husband. You wouldn't even be here
if not for Doctor McCoy. Now, speaking of the doctor, I found a lovely
cut-crystal decanter. I'll enclose a bottle of the estate brandy.
I'm sure he'll be surprised at how good it is. I'll also enclose one of
my shawls for that lovely Nurse Chapel. Perhaps when she wears it, it
will help her "land" our son. ...Stop rolling your eyes. She'd
be perfect for him.
And what do you plan to give our son?
I wove him a throw for his bed. You will give him a new set of harp
strings and that book of pre-reform poetry, the one you used to court me.
But, Aduna, I read to you from that book every year on our anniversary!
I know that it is a sacrifice, Sarek, but it will send Spock a message.
What message is that?
That he needs to court someone, and that we will not interfere as he searches
for a wife.
"Not interfere"? Yet we give him such a book and send Nurse
Chapel a courting shawl!
Well, we may hint, but we won't interfere, agreed?
Yes, my wife.
And it's not as though you don't have that book memorized.
Very true, my wife.
So then, I will leave it to you to find out the
Aduna, I have been part of the Diplomatic Corps for eighty years. I am
perfectly capable of writing my own speeches.
Of course you are, dear. Now, as for what you will wear...
Since I am piloting the embassy shuttle for this event, I will wear my
travelling suit. I will also pack my maroon robe. But I refuse to
wear that Santa hat!
END PART 1
PART 2
Summary: Spock sends a thank you to his parents for all the goodies.
A/N: Okay, so I had wanted this to be a one-shot, but like Amanda's gift
list, this story now has a sequel. But just one!
Thanks to Karracaz for the inspiriting art. If the link
doesn't work, Google Karracaz Santa Spock.
--ooOoo-
Esteemed Mother and Father,
Thank you for your very generous shipment, which my shipmates have dubbed
"The Care Package to End All Care Packages". I have attached
eight images.
1. Doctor McCoy was wary about the brandy and sniffed it carefully as if it
were solvent. "What good can come out of Vulcan?" he
asked. Mother, is that not based on one of your Bible quotes?
2. As you can see, Doctor McCoy was very much surprised at the quality of the
brandy. It was a very good year indeed.
3. Here is Doctor McCoy pulling Captain Kirk's hands out of the cookie tins.
4. Here is Nurse Chapel modeling her new shawl. As you can see by the
look in her eyes, she knows exactly what the significance of said shawl
is. Mother, really. You knew very well that Miss Chapel studied
nursing on Vulcan.
5. You can see Nurse Chapel looking over my shoulder at The Book. Father,
I cannot believe that Mother convinced you to part with it. I know how
important it was in your relationship. And yes, I can "take a
hint." Obviously, so can Miss Chapel.
6. Cook nearly pulled a phaser out to keep the crew away from the fresh
produce. She said that she will dole it out carefully so that it will
last as long as possible. Mother, Cook Childs also asked for your recipe
for kreyla.
7. Here is footage of the crew expressing their own
thanks. Father, you may wish to turn the sound down.
8. Finally, here is footage of me giving an impromptu concert with the new
strings on my harp. The sound quality is much better with these
strings. Thank you. Thank you both for your thoughtfulness and
generosity to my shipmates.
Your grateful son,
Spock
Oh look, Sarek!
What, Amanda?
Spock is wearing the hat!
http://karracaz.deviantart.com/art/Santa-Spock-146507994
END PART 2
PART 3
Summary: This is a string of vignettes (hopefully) showing the rocky courtship
of Spock and Christine after the events of Chapters 1 and 2.
A/N: vignettes are separated by three dashes (---), and pauses are indicated by
three ellipses (.)
Vulcan words are from The Vulcan Language Dictionary.
--ooOoo--
Spock, what do these gifts mean?
My father's gift to me tells me that he has given me the freedom to court whom I wish. My mother's gift to you tells me that she
approves of you as a potential mate for me. The old text reads, "She has
thrown her cloak about you." You have her acceptance and her support. ...Miss Chapel... Christine, please do not
feel obliged by my parents' meddling.
Oh, this isn't meddling. This is help.
---
So, when do I get to hear some of that poetry, Spock?
I am not yet satisfied with my pronunciation. It is written in a pre-reform
dialect. I want to do justice to the poet's efforts.
You realize that I wouldn't know if you were speaking Vulcan or Sanskrit. I
would be simply listening to the lovely sound of your voice purring.
"Purring"? Really, Christine. I am hardly a
kitten. A tiger,
perhaps, but not a kitten.
C'mere, Tiger!
---
Just a little more, Christine. You can do it.
No, no, I can't. Stop.
I'm almost there.
Stop, please, Spock.
One more moment.
I said NO!
...
I'm sorry, Spock.
So am I. I had almost completed the bond.
Could we try using a healer?
What's the point?
Please, I don't want to give up on us.
Neither do I
---
I have a migraine.
... Really, Christine, isn't that a rather cliché way to inform me that you do
not want to be intimate at this time?
No, really, Spock. I have a migraine. Can you hand me that basin? I'm going to
puke. ... No. Not my shawl, that basin. Now. Where are
you taking me?
To Sickbay.
At least cover my assets, Spock.
Your dignity is intact, Christine, and I'm certain you will get much mileage
out of this story. The shawl will keep the bright lights out of your eyes. Let
Doctor McCoy examine you. I will be back with one of my mother's favorite
remedies.
Is that a sprig of lavender?
Yes. I appropriated it from Mr. Sulu's hydroponic garden. My mother used to rub
it on her wrists and inhale the fragrance whenever she had a migraine. She said
that it "took the edge off."
Well, your mother is a wise woman. It does take the edge off.
I'll be sure to tell her.
---
Christine, I am sorry. I had never heard of anyone every reacting to
a meld in this fashion.
Yeah, who knew I was allergic to your mind!
But we cannot be bonded without melding.
Perhaps a good, old-fashioned Earth-style marriage is in order.
For me, it would be like embracing while wearing space suits, or like eating an
apple without teeth--possible but frustrating.
Does this mean the wedding is off?
No, it means that we will have to find a suitable answer to our
incompatibility.
Oh, I don't like the sound of that...
---
So the healer said we should sleep together, or did he mean *sleep* together?
I do not understand the difference.
One is just sharing unconsciousness and the other is a euphemism for
intercourse.
Ah. Well, since the Healer is Vulcan and Vulcans do not use euphemisms, I
believe he meant just sharing unconsciousness.
Oh.
---
Did the Healer give you any idea why sleeping together didn't work, Spock?
He said, and I quote, "You both need to relax in each other's presence.
You are trying too hard. The bond needs to grow naturally. You need to trust
each other more, to know you are safe in each other's arms, to not be afraid to
lose yourself in the other. Relax and it will happen."
Easy for him to say.
What do you mean?
We can only sleep? As soon as you enter a room, let alone this bed, I want to be
intimate with you.
I feel the same way, Christine. However, I would like to attempt this.
You're right. This is almost unbearable. Let's just try to get some sleep.
---
I had the strangest dream, Spock. We were making love, and you were reciting
poetry to me in Old High Vulcan, and I understood every word.
I had the same dream, Christine. Did the poem sound like this:
Arise, my cherished one,
My soul's mate.
Prepare thyself for my arrival.
I strive to meet thee
There at our appointed place,
No matter how far my distant camp.
Prepare thy coolness to soothe my heat.
Prepare thy water to slake my thirst.
Prepare thy soil to receive my seed.
Await me
There where sky meets land,
Where land is lapped at by the sea.
Behold, I come,
My cherished one, my soul's mate.
Behold!
Yes! Oh, yes, Spock. Oh, yes, oh yes, oh yes, yes, yes!
We need to call my father to report.
Report what?
And then we need to invite your parents to a wedding.
You mean…
Yes, we have successfully bonded. How is your headache?
What headache? Oh, Spock!
Christine, my aduna. Ashaya du.
END PART 3
PART 4
Summary: Sarek and Amanda receive some very
good news.
--ooOoo--
My wife, a parcel just arrived for us.
Oh, my! Look at all the postage. It must be from Spock.
And Christine, it seems. What is it?
It's a series of antique frames.
They seem to be connected.
Hinged, Sarek. This kind of display is called a
triptych. Let's see what this button does.
I did not know that Spock owned such stately robes. Wait, are those my wedding
garments? Amanda?
I'm sure he'll take good care of them, Sarek. Let's see what's in this panel.
Christine looks resplendent in the shawl, aduna.
That she does. What could this center panel be? I'm almost afraid to look. You
push the button, Sarek.
I do not understand the significance of these garments our son is wearing.
Oh, my! He's in white tie and tails! And she's wearing…
Sarek! Spock and Christine got married!
Why does Christine look so… misshapen?
Oh, you! It's a bustle, smarty-pants. Christine is wearing an antique style of
dress. Oh, she looks gorgeous, and our son is so very handsome.
Amanda? Why do you weep, Aduna?
Spock finally looks happy, my Adun.
There is a smaller packet enclosed.
Push the button and see what it is.
It seems to be malfunctioning. All I see is a distortion. Amanda! What is it?
Why are you screaming?
They're going to have a baby!
How do you know this?
Can't you see? There's the head, there's an arm, and, oh look! There's a sweet
little face.
If you say so, Amanda.
Oh, you!
Why are you weeping again?
Now, aren't you glad you brought that load of Christmas gifts to the
Indeed we have, my Aduna.
END PART 4
END STORY!