Sarek’s Snow Balls
by Tegan
Rated:
G
Disclaimer:
I don’t own anything from Star Trek and am just borrowing the characters for a
bit of fun.
Summary:
When asked to write about her
favourite memory of ‘snow,’ Amanda immediately recalled a certain Federation
conference in
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Unusually that
year, the Federation conference had been scheduled to take place on Earth in
The annual event
lasted seven days, but on the third day negations came to a halt. This was due
to severe weather conditions and lack of available transporters; therefore, the
delegates found themselves imprisoned in various hotel rooms, unable to travel.
Torn had woken our
party quite early, eager to relate the news of the closure to Sarek and
desperate to show T’Rel the ‘water crystals that fall from the sky.’
I love snow, so having the opportunity to
educate the two young Vulcans on the many uses of ‘water crystals’ was a ticket
to fun. I arranged for warm clothes to be sent up to our rooms and that was how
T’Rel, Torn and I ended up building a massive snowman at the front entrance to
the
“I see no logic in
its purpose.”
“Ambassador Sarek!”
I was exasperated with his deliberate lack
of tact. “It’s wonderful and Torn worked
so hard.”
“Is it a human
custom?”
“Oh yes, everyone makes
one when it snows.”
His eyes quickly
assessed Torn and T’Rel and then narrowed on me. “Are there any other human
customs that you wish to inflict upon my staff, and which I should be warned
against?” Then he managed to position his head just at the right angle,
effectively looking down his nose at our snowman.
“There’s this one…,”
the answer came at the same time the snowball was released from my right hand. It hit his nose before he had a chance to
even see it coming.
Sarek spun around
and adopted a defensive stance, as through under attack.
Torn grabbed at my
arm and T’Rel backed away. Then there was a deathly silence.
With sudden horror
I realised I’d made a massive social blunder and created a potentially embarrassing
incident. “I’m so sorry… I really am… It’s
just a snowball.” It sounded lame.
There was still silence.
“’Snowballing’ is
a human game, Ambassador, mostly played by children.” I gently detached my arm
from Torn’s grip. “It helps reinforce a competitive spirit in our young.” Slowly and deliberately I picked up another
handful of snow and made a sphere. Then carefully and with very little force, I
threw another ball at Sarek, this time aiming at his legs. “See? It’s harmless fun… honest.”
Sarek looked
slowly at the spot were my last snowball had landed and carefully brushed away
the debris of the impact. Torn stepped away from me and I felt a complete and
utter sense of dread descend.
“Miss Grayson, I
have endured two premeditated attacks from you without provocation. Strike me
again and I warn you, it will be considered a formal declaration of hostility.
I shall have no alternative but to retaliate.” He raised his eyebrow.
His voice echoed across
the stillness of the snow, and the last syllable had not died when the third
missile hit his still raised eyebrow. I
couldn’t stop myself!
His reprisal was
swift and accurate. I was struck twice
on my forehead and once on the arm before I’d even managed to snatch at any
more snow. Fortunately T’Rel came to my defence and succeeded in giving me some
cover until I could regain my footing.
Then it was all
out war!
Torn had typically
chosen to defend his superior and thus gave Sarek an unfair advantage as T’Rel lacked any real grit. However, we were managing to
hold our position, but taking far too many direct hits. I was beginning to
worry if T’Rel’s resilience would hold.
“ENOUGH!”
I stopped
mid-throw, expecting the order to be Sarek’s and preparing myself to ask him if
he wished to negotiate terms for his
surrender. However, surprisingly Shras the Andorian ambassador stood in the no mans
land between us.
Sarek stepped
quickly forward with some authority. “You have no right here Shras,
this is not your business.”
The ambassador’s
antennas straightened. “I wish to offer
my allegiance to the Human female.” He turned and slowly edged backwards
towards us, carefully watching the two Vulcan males. “I am your servant,
madam.”
Sarek looked
smugly at the ball of snow in his hand. “As always Shras,
you have allied yourself with a futile cause and will therefore lose.”
“As always Sarek,
you underestimate me.”
During the
following half hour we discovered that Andorians (with their remarkably advanced
hand to eye co-ordination,) had a natural talent for snowballing.
Poor Sarek and
Torn didn’t stand a chance.